Chronicles of AWE: Original or Extra Crispy?

Welcome back everyone! Sorry for the time away, but I’m back now. Last we were here Samoa Joe won the European championship, Harper and Rowan retained the Tag championships and Bray Wyatt did something to Nakamura. Let’s jump into this!

AWE Weekly Carnage 28

We come to you live tonight from St James Park in front of 8,198 people. The show opens up with Samoa Joe in the ring. “Braun Strowman, you say you’re the ‘Beast Among Men’ but I showed that you’re just as much man as anyone. Yeah, you broke my nose, but I took your title. If you want it back come find me. Just stay out of traffic.” This segment got a B+

Next up we have a match between Bullet Club and Los Ingobernables.CM Punk and Kenny Omega are in control for most of the match. They hit a Go 2 Sleep into a V-Trigger to Mr Freakshow for the 1-2-3.This match got an A-

The arena goes dark and the Wyatt Family’s music hits, and they slowly make their way to the ring accompanied by a hooded figure . Bray Wyatt takes the mic and says, “As you all witnessed over the last couple weeks I’ve shown Shinsuke Nakamura the way to enlightenment. I’ve shown him that he will always be alone unless he accepts the family into his life. We’re the only ones that will ever care about him. Soon you all will see.” This segment got an A-

AWE Weekly Carnage 29

We are live from the Copper Box in the South British Isles in front of 8,355 people. The show starts off with the Bullet Club walking into Shane’s office. Kenny Omega leans up against the wall as CM Punk does the talking. “Shane,you know as well as I do that Kenny and I have been getting the shaft from those damn Wyatts. I know that we can beat them. Kenny knows we can beat them. Hell all those people watching know we can beat them. Give up another shot at Up in Flames. If we lose we won’t challenge for the titles again while they’re champs.” Shane kicks his feet up on the desk and ponders for a moment. “You know what, you guys are right. You both are very talented, and I believe you can beat them. Go on and get out of here. You both have the rest of the night off.” This segment got an A.

Up next we have a match between Kane and Hirooki Goto. Kane is in control the majority of the match with Goto attempting, and failing, to make a comeback. Kane hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the 1-2-3. Kane grabs the mic after the match and says, “Bray Wyatt, I’m coming for that title, and at Up in Flames I’m going to show you why they call me The Devil’s Favorite Demon.” This match got a B+

The camera cuts out, and static breaks as Bray Wyatt appears. “Well, well, Kane, it seems like you’ve got a set of balls on you. I’ll tell you what, I’ll accept your challenge on one condition: we will give a new meaning to the term ‘Up In Flames.'” Bray laughs as the show goes off the air.” This segment got an A.

AWE Weekly Carnage 30

This week we are live from the New Meadow in the Central British Isles in front of 8,548 people. The show opens up with Harper and Rowan in the woods in an old cabin as Harper starts talking. “Bullet Club, you say you can beat us? No one has beaten us yet. At Up in Flames we’re going to beat you, and show you The Way. We are the alphas, and you? Well, you are just the Omegas.” This segment got a B.

Next we’re in the locker room with Samoa Joe. “Braun, I know you’re watching from whatever hospital they have you in recouping from our match at Devil’s Night. See, when I beat you I didn’t just take this title from you. I proved to everyone I’m the baddest man in the locker ro-” Joe is cut off as Braun Strowman bursts through the door and beats down Samoa Joe. “Joe you might of taken my title, but I’m still the baddest. Come Up in Flames I’m taking back what’s mine.” This segment got an A-

Kane is in the ring mic in hand and says, “Bray, it would seem that we are thinking the same thing. At Up in Flames we’re going 1-on-1 in the match I made famous. We go 1-on-1 in an Inferno Match. I hope you’re ready, because it’s got me all fired up.” This segment got a B+.

AWE Weekly Carnage 31

The go home edition of Weekly Carnage comes to you live from Green Glens Arena in our home territory of Ireland in front of 9,387 people. The show opens up with a very great back and forth contest between Bullet Club and returning Friendship Express. Bullet Club win when Kenny Omega hits Jervis Cottonbelly with the V-Trigger. This match got an A.

Next up we have an interview with Samoa Joe. “Braun! You want to bust through walls like some sort of discount stormtrooper? You want to attack me? This Sunday I’ll beat your ass again, and send you back to the woods with the rest of those hillbillies.” This segment got a B+.

The Wyatt Family is in the ring, Bray has the mic, and says, “It’s good to see that you are still as twisted as ever Kane. You’re not the only one with a past engulfed in flames. You see Kane, my daddy he’s the captain of his own shrimp boat. I hated my daddy. He was a mean old man my daddy. He took an 8 year old Bray Wyatt, and he pull him outta school. He didn’t think I needed to learn with them other kids, but then randomly one day, my daddy his boat well it caught on fire. And it sunk him into the da’ gon’ sea with it. No one knows who done it, but I can assure you this isn’t my first rodeo with fire.” This segment got an A.

AWE Up in Flames

This AWE pay per view brought to you by Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium, because after you try some you’ll be Up in Flames too.

We come to you live from the newly built Frantic Talks Arena in Ireland in front of 9,852 people. The opening contest is a match for the AWE Tag Team Championships between Luke Harper and Erick Rowan vs Bullet Club. Both teams actually make it to the ring this time unlike last time. The match is a very hard hitting match with The Wyatt Family using their power moves and double team moves to get the early upper hand. CM Punk comes in off the hot tag and whips both members of The Wyatt Family out. Kenny Omega goes to the outside and gives Erick Rowan the V-Trigger while CM Punk hits Luke Harper with the Go 2 Sleep and pins him for the 1-2-3. Winner and NEW AWE Tag Team champions: Bullet Club! This match got an A-

Next up we have a match for the AWE European Championship between Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman. The match starts off strong with both men trading stiff shots to the face in the middle of the ring. Joe slaps Braun which angers the big man, and Braun picks Joe up by the neck and throws him around. About 5 minutes into the match Braun punches Joe in the face and rebreaks his nose. Blood spewing down his face Samoa Joe starts unloading on Braun and suplexing Braun left, right and center. Joe puts Strowman up on his shoulders and nails him with the Island Driver for the 1-2-3. Winner and STILL AWE European Champion: Samoa Joe this match got an A.

Before the main event starts I’ll go over the rules to an Inferno Match. It’s a no DQ match with the only way to win being you must set your opponent on fire. As you can guess this match is dangerous to the point it has only been done a total of 4 times with 1 other time being a Ring of Fire match. You don’t have to set anyone on fire to win that. Fun fact that match was between Bray Wyatt and Kane at SummerSlam 2013.

Finally in the main event we have Bray Wyatt taking on Kane in an Inferno Match for the AWE World Championship. The match starts and the special built pipe system is set on fire. Both wrestlers are very cautious in the early going of the match. Every bump to the mat makes the flames jump higher. Bray and Kane mostly trade punches back and forth. Bray grabs Kane up and suplexes him in the middle of the ring, and he tries to roll Kane into the fire only for Kane to block the attempt. The match goes on for 10 more minutes before Kane grabs Bray by the scruff, and tosses him out of the ring over the flames. Kane climbs to the top rope, and delivers a flying clothesline to the outside. They brawl outside before Kane grabs Bray by the neck. Just then the lights go out so only the fire illuminates the arena. A hooded figure comes up behind Kane and throws him into the fire. Winner and STILL AWE World Champion: Bray Wyatt.

After the match the hooded figure takes his hood down and removes his white and red “blood” stained sheep mask revealing himself to be Shinsuke Nakamura. He kneels down on both knees, and extends his arms outwards as Bray Wyatt places a hand on his head. The show fades to black. This match got an A+

Well that’s all for this time. I hope you enjoyed it! Join us next time as we cover the month of December, and the next PPV AWE Endless Nightmare. We will also get some answers from Nakamura.

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