Chronicles of AWE: Countdown to Extinction

Hey everybody, welcome back to the Chronicles of AWE. Last time we saw Bullet Club capture the tag titles, Samoa Joe retain the European title and Shinsuke Nakamura help Bray Wyatt retain the World Championship. Let’s find out what goes down this week!

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This week we come to you from the Frantic Talks Arena in front of 10,174 people.

The show opens up with The Wyatt Family at their compound. Bray Wyatt takes down his hood and says, “Shane McMahon, you saw last night the power I wield in my words. You knew that you needed my help to take back your company from Anarchy. You couldn’t do it yourself, so you asked me to help. I took this company back. I’ll give you until Endless Nightmare to hand over the company. If you don’t I will take it again.” This segment got a B+.

Next up we are backstage with Shane McMahon in his office. “Who does Bray Wyatt think he is? I brought him in, gave him a job when he was just a hillbilly sitting in the swamp. I don’t care what threats he throws out. He’ll get my company over my dead body!” This segment got an A-.

Next up we have a match between El Hijo del Dr. Wagner and D’ Lo Brown. This is a pretty good back and forth match. D’Lo Brown his the Lo Down and goes for the pin, but the lights go out, and when they come back on Harper and Rowan are in the ring. They proceed to beat down both D’Lo and El Hijo del Dr. Wagner. The match ends in a double DQ with Harper and Rowan standing tall over both men. This match got a B.

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We are live from the Frantic Talks Arena in front of 11,033 people.

The show opens up with Harper and Rowan in the ring. “Last week we showed you that we can get to anyone we want. Shane we want you to know that the Wyatt Family is serious in our mission with destroying this company. If we can’t have it, than neither can you.” The lights go out and when they come back on Harper and Rowan are gone. This segment got a B+.

Next up we have Shinsuke Nakamura in the ring in full Wyatt Family get-up. “Last night you saw me fully embrace the teaching of Bray Wyatt and Sister Abigail. A lot of you have been asking me, why? Why turn my back on the company? It’s because none of you were ever really on my side. You just wanted to see me come out here and beat someone up like I’m a trained monkey. When Bray took me to the darkness, he showed me just how much the Wyatt Family loved me. I’ll support the Family during their mission to take back what’s ours.” This segment got an A-.

For the main event we have a match between Eddie Guerrero and the returning Bryan Danielson. This match is very technical with some high flying and a lot of bad blood between the two. This match got an A.

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We are live this week again from the Frantic Talks Arena in front of 11,649 people.

The show opens up with Shane standing in the locker room talking to all the wrestlers. “Everyone, I know it’s been a long and hard year plus of this company’s existence. We are going to have to band together soon to defend ourselves against the Wyatt Family, because I sure as hell won’t give up control of this company. Bryan Danielson and Eddie Guerrero: as everyone knows, Bryan, you took over this company once, and Guerrero tried to stop you. I know there is a lot of hard feelings between the two, but we need to put that behind us and stand up for the company.” The two men stand up and stare each other down before ultimately shaking hands. This segment got an A.

Next we see Bray Wyatt standing in front of the Wyatt Family at his compound. “My brothers… Soon it will be time for us to take what’s ours if Shane McMahon doesn’t hand it over. We must use everything Sister Abigail has shown us. We must show these fools that we are not just backwoods swamp folks. The buzzards shall feast upon the bones of this company when we are done.” Bray Wyatt emits an evil laugh while the camera fades to black. This segment got an A-.

In the main event we have a European Championship match between Samoa Joe and The Rock. Rocky plays to the crowd before the match starts. Joe starts off strong by rushing Rocky down and beating him. Rock makes the comeback and continues to play to the crowd. While he has his back turned Joe nails him in the back of the head. The match continues back and forth until Samoa Joe hits Rock with the Island Driver for the 1-2-3. Winner and STILL AWE European Champion: Samoa Joe. This match got a B+

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We are once again live from the Frantic Talks Arena in front of 11,948 people.

The show opens up with Braun Strowman taking on Black Spirit. Black Spirit opens up by trying to kick the big man’s legs out from under him, but Strowman just flings him off then proceeds to beat Black Spirit senseless ultimately knocking him out. This match got a B.

Backstage all the wrestlers are in the locker room talking with each other when Shane walks in. “Everyone, I hope you’ve all patched things up over the past week. We all need to be on the same page come Sunday. We are going to run the Wyatts out of AWE if it’s the last thing we do!” The wrestlers all cheer in unison and this segment gets a B+.

Bray Wyatt is in the ring with Father James Mitchell. “Times almost up Shane. Come Sunday you must make a decision about what to do with the company. You see, I know this must be a hard decision for you. But I trust that you’ll do the right thing and just roll over and die like the dog you are. You couldn’t take back this company without me, and without me it will die. The buzzard are circling overhead, and if you don’t feed them they will just take the flesh from you instead.” This segment got an A.

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We come to you live from the Frantic Talks Arena once again in front of a packed house of 15,000 people.

We open up the show with Bray Wyatt in the ring. “Shane tonight is it: your time of judgement. Get out here and hand over control of the company, then run off back to daddy up in Stanford. Shane Walks down to the ring and grabs a mic and says, “Bray I know some of the things you said were right. Yeah, I couldn’t have taken the company back without you or the rest of the Wyatt Family, but I’m not just going to hand over control like that. If you want it, you can face me here tonight in a 1-on-1 Lumberjack Match. I’ll have all the boys from the back come out and be on my side, and you can have the Wyatt Family be on yours.” Brays snatches Shane’s mic even though he has his own. “If that’s the way you want it Shane I’ll be more than happy to kick your ass in front of the whole locker room.” This segment got an A.

Next up we are backstage with Shane McMahon while he is warming up when all the sudden in walks Vince McMahon. “Shane I just wanted to tell you that no matter what happens tonight you won’t be losing the company, because YOU’RE A MCMAHON DAMMIT!!! YOU GO OUT THERE, AND YOU SEND BRAY WYATT STRAIGHT TO HELL.” Vince powerwalks out of Shane’s office. This segment got and A-.

Next up we have the Lumberjack Match between Shane McMahon and Bray Wyatt for control of the company. It starts off with both men throwing very hard punches back and forth trying to go for the knock out early. Bray gets the upper hand and throws Shane out of the ring. The Wyatt Family start beating up Shane while he’s on the outside only for the AWE wrestlers to quickly come to his aid, and they roll Shane back into the ring. Bray continues to beat Shane down until Shane full force punches Bray in the dick. Bray falls to the outside and it quickly ganged up on by the AWE wrestlers. The Wyatt Family come over and start brawling with the AWE wrestler. While this happens  Bray sneaks back into the ring. The match is back and forth for a while until Shane gets the upper hand, and pushes Bray into the corner. Shane calls for a chair, and is given one by CM Punk. He then sets it up in front of Bray, and nails Bray with the Coast 2 Coast. Shinsuke Nakamura jumps in the ring and squares up against Shane while the rest of the Wyatt Family get in the ring along with the AWE wrestlers. Nakamura turns around and nail Braun Strowman with a dick kick then proceeds to fight off Harper and Rowan with help from the AWE wrestlers. Nakamura embraces Kenny Omega, and nods towards the camera. Just then the lights go off. When they come back on 10 people in hoodies with lucha masks on surround the ring with chains and pipes. They all get in the ring, and beat the blood out of all the AWE wrestlers. They all look at Nakamura and nod at him. Nakamura then drags Shane’s body over to Bray Wyatt and pins them both. Winner and NEW owner of AWE Shinsuke Nakamura. This match got an A.

After the match Nakamura grabs the mic and says, “Shane! Bray! I know you guys can’t hear me right now, but when you watch this back you’ll hear what I’m about to say. Yes, I stabbed you both in the back, and took the company for myself. It was so easy to fool you, Bray Wyatt. You were so eager for people to hear your words that you never even noticed. I gained your trust so you would let your guard down eventually, and what better time to strike than now? Shane I stabbed you in the back, because I was busting my ass since day 1. When Anarchy attacked you didn’t even ask me to help. When you wanted to take the company back you didn’t ask me. I wanted more. Hell, I wanted it all, and now that I’ve got it I have to say it feels damn good. Of course I didn’t do this alone. I called in a favor to some independent guys in the US to come help me. To all the fans I have some bad news though. This is the last AWE show ever, and no, I’m not going to rebrand it like Anarchy did. I’m shutting the doors for good, and I’m going to America with my friends. You’ll see us again soon though. Shinsuke Nakamura let’s out an evil laugh as the screen fades to black a final time. This segment got an A.

Well I hope you all enjoyed this final Chronicles! After Frantic vs Freakshow wraps up I’ll be back with a new company, and a new challenge. Best of all it will take place in the same universe as AWE, so who knows who, or what, we will see. I had a bunch of fun writing these, and I hope you had as much fun reading them. Until next time, take care!

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